Breast Surgery 411

Did you know that there was a time some twenty years back when Bridget Nelson was known by a different name? Thats right! Back then she was Brigitte Nielson (pronounced brig-eet) and she was also far more attractive then she is now as well. Bridget has dabbled in TV from time to time in recent years but it hals always been her utter lack of talent that seems to consistantly hold her back.

Whats the Motivation for Bridget Nelsons Breast Augmentation?

She did have one well paying role though some years back and that was as Sylvester Stallone’s wife. It lasted a full two years and he ended up paying the parasytic succubus six million dollars to simply get out of his life. So now shes gone and gotten breast implants in the hopes that it will have some sort of positive impact on her life.

Bridget and Flavor Flave – The Perfect Couple!

This worn out Hollywood "ho" isn't going down without a fight!!!

For most women this would be a positive move as it has been proven time and again that a good set of breast implants can be an excellent social and a career booster. However; when Bridget got hooked up with that sawed off, compulsive woman impregnating, repulsive creep, Flavor Flave, she pretty much announced to the entire planet that she is pure white trash.

Now Thanks To Bridget Nelsons Breast Augmentation – A Surprise Comeback?

So that pretty much nixed even the most remote of chances that there would be any type of social or career redemption for this worn out, tired looking, Scandinavian has been, old school gold digger. However; some industry insiders have speculated that she may try to muster a surprise comeback on the South American roadside brothel circuit. Doing strip tease, table dances and “extras” for horny truck drivers on the Pan American Highway.

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